I'm starting a new thing where every Thursday I make a new joke and if you have a funnier one then you post it. So here it is:
There's these two guys. One goes and gets a new blue car and the other guy said "they didn't have red, did they?"
And then the other guy goes and gets a tan dog and the other guy said "they didn't have red did they?"
So then they both go out to hunt ducks. They were on one side of the river, and the duck was on the other side of the river. The guy that had the dog shoots the duck. The dog runs across the water and gets the duck. The other guy said "he can't swim, can he?"